Friday, March 26, 2010

Laugh Out Loud

Asyik melayan mood sedih je, sesekali pekena lawak-lawak sengal, seronok jugak! Ketawa tak hengat..!! :D


Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, "my Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend : Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.


Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR : Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.


Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.


Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife : How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.


Ah Beng complained to the police : Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the thief did not take TV?
Ah Beng : I was watching TV news...


Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'


How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.


Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.


Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"


Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?


Teacher : "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"


Ah Beng told his servant : Go and water the plants!
Servant : 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : So what? Take an umbrella and go.


A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM...




p/s : Kalau versi melayu dipanggil Pak Pandir. Jadi, Ah Beng ni mungkin versi cina lah kot.. Kan? ;P



3 comments:

mesintaip said...

Hahaha...adakah Pak Pandir versi Cina? Apa-apa pun, saya nak berkongsi juga cerita Ah Beng ni, tapi yang ini namanya Ah Bengong.

cerita 1:

Suatu pagi Ahad, isteri Ah Beng mengadu sakit perut kerana hendak beranak. Air ketubannya sudah meleleh sedikit.

Isteri : Bang, cepat bawakan Ayang ke hospital. Dah tak tahan ni.

Ah Bengong: Sabar Yang, tunggu esok saja. Hari inikan Ahad, abang masih bercuti lagi.


cerita 2:

Suatu hari Ah Bengong menaiki kereta kawannya. Setiap kali terserempak dengan beberapa orang yang lalu, kawannya itu akan membunyikan hon keretanya. Lalu Ah Bengong pun bertanya.

Ah Bengong: Saya dapati awak sentiasa sahaja membunyikan hon apabila terserempak dengan orang yang lalu di jalan.

Kawan : Oo..mereka itu kawan-kawan saya.

Tiba-tiba kawan Ah Bengong membunyikan hon yang kuat apabila seekor lembu menghadang jalan mereka.

Ah Bengong : Cara awak membunyikan hon itu saya dapat menduga bahawa itu kawan awak yang paling rapat.

kenwooi said...

haha.. it was fun reading =)

AuraFIza said...

mesintaip

haha..tu dah memang sah bengong dah tu!

Sakit perut asyik ketawa je. Takpe la.. Ketawa penawar duka.. kan kan?? ;)